u do realize most of the people on this website are 13 right

thepawneesun:

Congratulations, Late Night!

i want guys to like me but at the same time i literally do not give a shit about any boy in the world

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i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

overheard the Cool Guys talking about seth meyers today at lunch and stared directly at them until my brain caught up with my eyes and told them (them being my eyes) not to stare it was Awful

dana carvey is my real father

i love dana carvey so much fight me


Mike Myers and Dana Carvey behind the scenes of Wayne’s World (1992)

Mike Myers and Dana Carvey behind the scenes of Wayne’s World (1992)

[Boner] has a crush on Wendy, which is Tina Fey’s character. - Ben Schwartz

eelhips:

@ilanusglazer and @hannibalburess #broadcity #postitart #drawings

eelhips:

@ilanusglazer and @hannibalburess #broadcity #postitart #drawings